Elizabeth Darcy Reintroduces Fitzwilliam Ebenezer Darcy

 

Elizabeth Darcy Drops by to Reintroduce Fitzwilliam Ebenezer Darcy!!

By Barbara Tiller Cole

I am Sharing This Previously Posted Article about my Holiday Offering, Fitzwilliam Ebenezer Darcy!  I wanted to be sure that all of the new readers of Austensque and JAFF literature have a chance to read this holiday novella!   This is a fun interview between Mrs. Elizabeth Darcy and myself a previous holiday season.  Hope your Holiday Shopping is going well!  

 

Holiday Shopping is at it's most frenetic right now!  While I am not a huge fan of Day after Thanksgiving sales, I have many friends who have been shopping since before Black Friday! While I am shopping mosty on line this year, I have many friends who shop all year long. While contemplating that I was quite shocked and extremely excited when Elizabeth Darcy, from my story Fitzwilliam Ebenezer Darcy, stopped by to talk with me.  I will not question how she managed to transport herself to my humble abode (after all I wrote a story about ghostly visitations), but she did want to speak to me about this particular Holiday shopping customs including Black Friday.  I recorded our conversation and will transcribe it for your entertainment.

EDarcy:  Miss Cole, or should I say Lady Cole? 

BTCole:  Ms. Cole, but I would be happy if you would wish to call me Barbara, Mrs. Darcy.

EDarcy:  I would be honored, Barbara.  Please call me, Elizabeth.

BTCole:  Thank you, Elizabeth. I understand you have some questions to ask me about the twenty-first century Holiday custom of Black Friday as well as the hustle and bustle of holiday shopping in general?

EDarcy:  I do.  First of all, I cannot understand all the signs I see about Black Friday?  Is a plague coming?  Has someone very important in your world died?  Are you all to be in mourning and wear black clothes on Friday?  I just cannot determine the meaning. Most peculiar of all is something will be sold on that day? Is it some type of armband or mourning jewelry?

BTCole:  No, Elizabeth.  Black Friday refers to the custom of deeply discounting merchandise for sale on the day after Thanksgiving.  It is called ‘Black’ because most stores open in the middle of the night for these sales to begin, while it is still black outside. For many businesses it is from this point on that they are making profit during the year, or being ‘in the black’. ‘In the black’ means they are on the profit side of the profit and loss statement for their business.

EDarcy:  Thank you, Barbara.  I have heard of this holiday called Thanksgiving, but do not know much about it.  Can you tell me more?

BTCole:  In the United Stated, the Thanksgiving holiday originated in Plymouth, Massachusetts in 1621 as a celebration of a successful harvest after arriving in the colonies.

EDarcy:  Fitzwilliam and I have studied some of the history of the formation of the colonies and their uprising against the British.  So this is not an event to celebrate freedom from their native homeland?

BTCole:  No, it is not.  And even if you understand the history, over the years, it has just become a time when family and friends get together for a good meal and talk about their gratitude for the year. 

EDarcy:  The history of the event was about a successful harvest you said?  It sounds similar to our harvest celebration.  I assume you clear the tables after dinner and dance a jig, or a similar dance?

BTCole:  I am sure there are some families that might dance after the meal, but my family mostly relaxes on the couch and either takes a nap or watches football games.

EDarcy:  Football games?

BTCole:  Believe me, you are much better off not knowing about them. Many a modern woman becomes a football widow during the Bowl game season.

EDarcy:  Bowl Games?  I am quite a proficient at lawn bowling!  Fitzwilliam and I love to play with our children.

BTCole:  No, Elizabeth.  It is not like lawn bowling. I am not sure I can explain it appropriately.  It is nothing like games in the Regency period.  Believe me, you are much better off not knowing about it.  Let us just leave it that the men folk go off and watch these sporting events—perhaps not unlike they disappeared into the billiard room or the smoking room after dinner in your time.

EDarcy:  My dear Darcy taught me how to play billiards.  He particularly enjoys getting behind me and helping me handle the long pole to manipulate the balls into a pocket.  So this football is like that? 

BTCole:  Oh dear!  I am not explaining this well.  Perhaps I can show you a game on TV.

EDarcy:  What is a TV?

BTCole:  This is also a bit difficult to explain.  I will call it an electronic box that shows sports, and plays and news.  It is almost as good as being in attendance.  Instead of going to the opera or the theatre, you can watch the events on this device.

EDarcy:  It sounds quite fascinating.  Perhaps I will have an opportunity to watch one of these electronic boxes while I am here in your century.  I still find I need to understand more about the purpose of Black Friday.  It is about buying things?

BTCole:  It is about purchasing deeply discounted merchandise for sale on that one day. And these days, there are many more days between Black Friday and Christmas that include deeply discounted merchandise for sale.

EDarcy:  I am trying to understand this.  Would it be similar to my going to the modiste shop the day after Thanksgiving and receiving a discount on the things I ordered?

BTCole:  That is probably the closest to what transpires in our century, but few people purchase their clothes made to order in this century.  We go to stores and purchase them ready-made.  They come in a wide variety of sizes. 

EDarcy: You mean all the classes shop in these stores? Are there not shops that specialize in catering to the upper classes?

BTCole:  There are special designer shops, that is true, but even in those stores they have sales.  Most people purchase items off the rack.

EDarcy:  Off the rack, you say.  I think that Fitzwilliam likes my rack. (she giggled)

BTCole:  Mrs. Darcy!  I am happy to see a bit of your impertience showing through. I am sure Mr. Darcy appreciates all of you, but this kind of rack is actually a long stand that holds the items, and those that are shopping can look through the items as they hang.  It works in a similar way to the rod in your wardrobe closet.  At least I am assuming I am correct in that conclusion.

EDarcy:  I certainly have rods in my closet. But there are none in my good friend Mrs. Collins’ closet.   Mr. Collins insisted in putting shelves in the closets as Lady Catherine declared it the most efficient use of the space.  And as we all know, she is never wrong. (she laughed)

BTCole:  (laughing) How are you and your ‘aunt’ getting along these days?

EDarcy:  I am quite happy to report that with the intervention of Fitzwilliam’s ghosts, she is quickly becoming a very dear friend.  It may sound impossible, but I am very happy to report that it is indeed true.  Thank you, dear author, for suggesting that as a possibility in your story.  Perhaps I can tell you more about it and you will write about it in the future!

BTCole:  I would be happy to learn more about how the ghosts intervened into Lady Catherine’s life.  I could write about that for next holiday season.  Would you like to accompany me to the Black Friday sales this coming Friday, Elizabeth?

EDarcy:  While I cannot promise I will be allowed to return, I would love the opportunity to do so!  I hope to see you soon!

BTCole:  Thanks again Elizabeth, for coming and visiting with me today.

I will be giving away 2 eBook copies of Fitzwilliam Ebenezer Darcy to be chose from comments from this series of interviews.  Those who comment on each will be given additional entries for each comment as well as being members of this site, my author's blog, Tweeting this post, or sharing it on facebook, etc.  For THIS comment tell me about what YOU did on Black Friday and/or how your holiday shopping is going!

 Fitzwilliam Ebenezer Darcy Blurb:

A Jane Austen/Charles Dickens crossover story, Fitzwilliam Ebenezer Darcy takes the best of both classics and spins them into a delightful Holiday yarn! F.E. Darcy has fallen into pitiful self-loathing and sorrowful angst-ridden despair; all of this due to his belief that he has lost forever the chance to marry the only woman he has ever loved—Elizabeth Bennet. Seeing her son in such a state, the Ghost of Anne Darcy reaches out to him; informing him that three ghosts would visit him and give him hope. Will these Spirits provide him with the courage to try again to win the esteem of his one true soul mate?  Barbara Tiller Cole, an Atlanta native and the writer of the popular book White Lies and Other Half Truths, presents this family friendly classic—a delightful combination of the best of her two favorite authors, Jane Austen and Charles Dickens. Barbara credits her parents with fostering a love for both of these authors. Each Christmas, Barbara’s father would sit and read Dicken’s classic A Christmas Carol to the family. Her mother consistently challenged her to improve her mind by extensive reading, Jane Austen style. This book is dedicated to the memory of Cliff and Jeanne and the season they loved the best.

 Getting to Know Don Jacobsen

By Barbara Tiller Cole

It is such a treat to spend some extended time getting to know an author.  I have many authors that I have interviewed over the years, but it has been some time.  I intend to correct that!  And first on my list to interview is Don Jacobsen.  He has posted with me here at Darcyholic Diversions a number of times over the years, but I never did an interview.  And I am so glad that he agreed to visit with me!  I hope you learn some things about Don as much as I did.

 

BTC:  Hi Don:  It's great to get a chance to sit down and talk with you.  I know we have known each other for a number of years, but I thank you for taking time to do an interview.

BTC: Where are you from? And where do you live now? 

DJ:  Born in New England (Western Massachusetts to be exact).  

BTC: Tell us about your background.  Whatever you would like to share.

DJ:  I graduated high school and moved to go to college at Northwestern University in Evanston, IL.  A few years there to meet a girl and then break up. After graduation, I went back to Massachusetts for a season until that same young woman called me out of the blue. Several long phone calls later, we agreed to drive back to Chicago (I had a $200 car) together. Three months of sharing an apartment saw us marrying at the end of December 1976. After six months, we moved cross-county to Los Angeles—Pam to follow her television dream and me to write movies. Have yet to write a movie, but I did end up becoming an advertising copywriter while she became a television producer. Two children later, we ended up back in Chicago following Pam’s television job. I stayed in advertising. After 24 years there—and a switch for me from advertising to teaching history at the college level—the empty-nesters moved to Seattle to follow both children, grandchildren. After another four years there, we pulled up stakes again to move to the Las Vegas area where we remain.

BTC:  Wow, what a jouney you have taken around the country! How did you get inspired to write?

DJ:  My writing started on the high school newspaper. Then corporate newsletters. Then advertising and academic papers. I wrote several diverse nonfiction books including camping and outdoor cookbooks as well as history text study guides.  Finally fiction (my daughter was the trailblazer there. As Katie Jaros, she wrote two YA angels and demons books) in 2015.  

BTC:  Your early writing career reminds me some of my husband's who's writing in his college newspapers took him through newspaper journalism, combat journalist, advertising creative director--including a few CLEO's, live corporate entertainment, and TV live events and films.  Did your love of C S Lewis or Jane Austen come first? And what inspired each?  

DJ:  Actually, I was a big fan of Speculative Fiction followed by espionage adventure. As I noted in the faux academic paper in the front of Volume I of the Bennet Wardrobe, I found the magic inherent in the transportation systems of the Wardrobe and The King’s Roads interesting, allowing my characters to transit to places where they can find destinies beyond the two dimensional portrayals.

I borrowed from Lewis, but write After Austen.

BTC:  What inspired your first book series, as a crossover between the two?  

DJ: Again, see the “academic article” that serves as a setup for Volume I, The Keeper. Originally, I planned to write three standalone books “rehabilitating” (Remember this is 2015-2017 when everything was JAFF rather than Austenesque. AND...nothing would be accepted if it was not Darcy and Elizabeth-=-god forbid you write a Persuasion variation.) I was bothered that the three younger sisters were thoroughly ignored. Austen used them as plot devices. Mary pontificated, Kitty coughed, Lydia flashed her ankles. I wanted to write a book each on Mary, Kitty, and Lydia based off the question, “If they cannot learn what they need on the regency timeline, when (and how) can they learn it?” That was the beginning of the Wardrobe...a portal to the future which can only be used by the Bennets (Bennet blood). Shortly, though, I discovered that there was a deeper theme and motive behind why the Wardrobe moved Bennets to where they learned what they needed. Suddenly, instead of three standalones, books in a series appeared. Also the great being guiding it all—The Old One. And the Seven Loves.

BTC: I do remember the academic article and encourage others to read it if you have not.  I began in the world of JAFF and am enjoying more and more Austenesque today. 

BTC:  Tell us a little bit about the inspiration for your WWII crossover book. 

DJ:  I use my writing as a laboratory for myself to write different sorts of stories. For instance, Volume Six of the Wardrobe (The Thomas Book) is an homage to John Le Carre, an espionage book. “Ghost Flight” grew from my intense reading of World War II Romances. Yet women actively participated in the armed services and the Special Operations Executive. I wondered how Darcy and Elizabeth would “do their bit” in World War II. I could not imagine Elizabeth staying at home...any more than Darcy. But, I needed a way to bring them together. That’s Ghost Flight.

BTC:  I really enjoy reading Jane Austen variations from a male author as they seem to feature different interpretations and scenarios.  Do you have other Austenesque books you have written that you would like to tell us more about?   

DJ:  Outside of the Bennet Wardrobe series (9 books 2016-2024), I have also written Lessers and Betters (2018) which are paired novellas looking at the same situation from two different points of view, The Longbourn Quarantine (2020) which is a longer novella exploring how the Canonical characters would have interacted if forced into close company for a fortnight,  In Plain Sight  (2020) a novel exploring an inversion of station where Darcy has fallen so low as to be invisible to Elizabeth, The Sailor’s Rest (2023) which is a crossover between P&P and Persuasion—NOTE: Not a mashup which implies comedy—with a timeline shift to put both books at the same time, 1815, after the two couples become engaged but before the weddings. In Westminster’s Halls (2024) is a novel which time shifts P&P characters backward to 1807 so that we can examine the British battle to end the greatest social evil of their time, the British slave trade. I have also written Christmas Short Stories (Holiday Visions, 2023)...and have published a story in honor of Jane Austen’s 250th birthday entitled The Last Gift.

The Last Gift is longlisted in the 2025 CIBA Sea Shorts category and Ghost Flight: A World War II Pride and Prejudice Variation is currently longlisted in the 2025 CIBA Hemingway Wartime Literature category.

BTC:  What inspired the North and South variation?  

DJ:  That came about thanks (in part) to Nicole Clarkston asking me to write a story to be used in the anthology Falling for Mr. Thornton. Cinders and Smoke (2019) is my entry. I enjoyed considering how Gaskell is a logical extension of Austen into the Industrial Revolution.

BTC:  Seeing your books about on the road cooking has me now envisioning you writing from the great outdoors!  Are you a traveling writer now?  Or do you just camp when you camp?  

DJ:  Not at all. The camping and cooking phase of my life is closed now. Older joints prevent a lot of that. Maybe some glamping in our future.  My first book Caves and Caving was published in 1985. The One Pan Gourmet, designed as a cookbook for scouts, was published in 1990 with a revised edition in 1995. The One Pan Gourmet Cooks Lite debuted in 1992 with The One Pan Galley Gourmet in 1996. My wife (a Registered Dietitian) and I published Roadcookin’: A long haul drivers guide to healthy eating in 2009.

BTC: So those books predated Austenesque.  I understand, but still intrigued.  I did a lot of camping when I was younger and seeing your cookbooks allowed some pleasant memories.  

A book about caves was a surprise as I was looking through the books you have written!  So you like to do caving!  When did your love of caving come about?  As a young boy scout? With your dad or granddad?   

DJ:  I had a few adventures in caves when I was younger. Crawling is not in my wheelhouse any longer. Pam gently reminds me that Caving is one of the top 10 most deadly sports.

BTC:  Crawling is no longer on my list either. However, I live in Kentucky now!  If you come to Mammoth Cave you will have to let me know!  There are many tours that require no crawling at all.  In fact one is on a boat. 

What is the next book you are writing?  Or do you work on more than one at once? 

DJ:  I am about a third of the way through a Lessers and Betters Pride and Prejudice Variation that features Richard and Kate (former Kitty Bennet) Fitzwilliam—now the Baron and Baroness St. John—in a murder story involving the great powers, a phony treaty, and foreign affairs. The title is The Ambassador’s Wife.

BTC:  Now that sounds great!  I love murder mysteries!  

Don, I have really enjoyed this interview today and hope that we will inspire many to purchase some books that they may not yet have read.  I thank you for visiting with me!  

If you know of any author that would like to do an interview about their writing library have them reach out to me!   I am going to include links to your books!  Thanks Again!

Check Out All Of Don Jacobsen's Books Below

 The Keepers

 

Henry Fitzwilliam's War 

The Exile

 

Lizzie Bennet Meets the Countess 

The Countess Visits Longbourn

Thomas Bennet and a Father's Lament

The Pilgrim

 

The Grail

Ghost Flight

The Longbourn Quarantine

Sailor's Rest

In Plain Sight

Holiday Visions

Of Fortune's

Lessers & Betters: Kitty

The Last Gift

Christmas Miracle

Bennet Wardrobe Origins

Falling For Mr. Thornton

 

The Maid & The Footman

Miss Bennet's First Christmas

 Don's Cookbooks

The One Pan Gourmet

 

One Pan Galley 

 

One Pan Lite

Road Cooking
 

 

A Return Of The Most Excellent Interviewer--Mr. Collins!

A Return Of The Most Excellent Interviewer--Mr. Collins! Now Sharing His Estimable Insights Concerning Shannon Winslow's Latest Offering! 

 

(BT Cole: As In the Past, I really enjoy sharing Mr. Collins and Shannon Winslow's Interviews!  And As In the Past, You Will Enjoy it As Well!)

 It has become a tradition that, with the publication of each new book, I sit down for an interview with Mr. Collins (now Sir William Collins). Did you know that, after his run as a legendary literary figure, he turned his talents to a new career as a talk show host? It’s true.
He and I have not always been on the best of terms, I’m sorry to say. The awkwardness stems from the fact that I made his character’s early demise my top priority as a writer. In fact, Mr. Collins expired in the very first chapter of my very first novel (The Darcys of Pemberley). I’m afraid he’s never quite forgiven me for that. Here’s our most recent interview:

[House lights dim. Applause sign flashes. Stage lights come up to reveal a platform with twin retro club chairs occupied by host Sir William Collins and today’s guest, the modestly successful author Shannon Winslow. Collins lifts a hand in the style of a royal wave to acknowledge the audience before turning his glowering attention to his guest.]

Collins:  Ms. Winslow, you’re back.
Winslow:  As you see.
Collins:  Then I suppose I am obliged to welcome you once again to Meet the Author.
Winslow:  Thank you, but I must say you don’t seem very happy about it.
Collins:  How perceptive you are, Ms. Winslow. It’s this book of yours. [holds up copy of Captain Wentworth in His Own Words]
Winslow:  Is there something the matter with it? [takes and examines the book] It looks perfectly all right to me.
Collins:  It’s only the title I take exception to… Oh, and the cover picture… And I presume the contents as well, although I haven’t read it.
Winslow:  You don’t approve? Oh, wait. Now I see what has distressed you. You were hoping for a different character to be featured: Mr. Collins in His Own Words. Is that it?
Collins:  I knew you would come to the right conclusion, given enough time.
Winslow:  Pardon me, Sir William, but I’m sure I mentioned to you the last time I was here that this novel was underway. I had to finish it before considering anything else. Besides, I already have several Pride and Prejudice novels, and I was eager to do something else from Persuasion – my second favorite Austen. It’s hard for me to believe, but it’s been more than ten years since my only other Persuasion story was published: The Persuasion of Miss Jane Austen. Do you remember?
Collins: [waves his hand dismissively] I see so many authors, so many books.
Winslow:  Of course. I understand. I am still quite proud of that one, though. Some of my best work, I believe, although it’s a little like saying you have a favorite child, I suppose. They’re all special in different ways.
Collins:  So what’s “special” about this latest book, then? 
Winslow:  Well, anybody who’s read one of my other …in His Own Words novels (Fitzwilliam Darcy, Colonel Brandon, or Mr. Knightley) will be familiar with the basic concept. I take an Austen hero and expand on his story– retelling the original story from his point of view, yes, but adding so much more. In fact, this book (same as the others) is at least fifty percent brand new prequel material. I dig into the character’s past, where he comes from and what he’s experienced – things that shape the man he’s become and how he behaves later on.
In Captain Wentworth’s case that’s a major departure from the others, because he’s not born to the landed gentry class. He starts pretty low on the ladder and has to make something of himself by his own effort and genius. Then there’s the adventure and romance of his life at sea to savor!
Collins:  You sound as if you admire him, Ms. Winslow.
Winslow:  Oh, I do, Sir William! At least the man he becomes. He’s very flawed and damaged in the beginning, due to things in his past, but he completely redeems himself in the end. I think it’s how far he’s had to come and the size of the obstacles he’s surmounted along the way – oh, and his pride as well - that makes it such a satisfying story.
Collins:  In that case, Ms. Winslow, you might be interested to know that I too have had to surmount several very formidable obstacles in order to rise to the towering success and universal admiration I’ve achieved. Not the least of those obstacles, I would remind you, was the premature termination of my run as a beloved literary figure!
Winslow:  Still can’t let that go, can you?
Collins:  Great men learn to rise above adversity and injustice, but one never forgets.
Winslow:  I see. [awkward pause] Well, I suppose it couldn’t hurt to at least discuss the possibilities of a Mr. Collins novel – delve a little into your past misfortunes, how you overcame them, and so forth.
Collins:  [nods head in a bow] Thank you. That is excellent news! Then it may be as well to be silent about past grievances. Only let me assure you, my dear Ms. Winslow, that I can from my heart most cordially wish you felicity and success with this new novel. I hope Captain Wentworth in His Own Words will be universally celebrated as a triumph. Although, I flatter myself in thinking that, with our future collaboration, the best is yet to come!
Winslow:  [says doubtfully] I suppose anything is possible, Sir William, but remember. I have only promised to discuss the possibility…
Collins:  [rises to his feet and interrupts Ms. Winslow to address the audience with much bravado] Ladies and gentlemen, you heard it here first! Mr. Collins will finally be given his due in a forthcoming Shannon Winslow novel!
[applause sign flashes and the audience responds with loud cheering]
Winslow: No, Sir William! You misunderstood me. I never promised… [but her words are completely drowned out]

While Sir William continues to bask in the adulation of his fans, Ms. Winslow is escorted back to her dressing room by an assistant, who observes her shaking her head in bewilderment and muttering, “What have I done? What have I done?”
 

 

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